22 okt. 2010

Holy shit; A movie about Swedish gods!

I couldn't believe it when I saw it, but now I know for certain; they're finally going to do a movie about the Scandinavian (Also know as the Swedish) gods! This is like my childhood dream coming true. Hollywood's done these wonderful movies about Greek, Egyptian, Chinese and lords know what kind of mythologies, but never have hey touched anything related to my cold northern motherland. But now, here it is!


I just hope they stay true to the legends and don't make some freaking jippo out of it. If they do, they will feel the wrath of Jonathan!

Jonathan's Swedish School: Homosexuality wasn't accepted during the Viking Age here in Scandinavia, it was considered shameful to "submit like a woman". Despite that, our mythology is filled with gay themes. For instance, to kill a giant Thor dressed himself in womens clothing in order to fool the giant and therefore deliver the killing blow. Even the father of all gods, Odin, became the receptive partner once. And Loki transformed himself into a mare and gave later on birth to all the hideous monsters you hear about in our folklore. So suck on that, Masculinity; the most masculine mythology existing is filled with gay stuff. Ha!

19 kommentarer:

  1. The trailer looks good to me!

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  2. I cant wait!! following follow back

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  3. lol nice, ew random fact. One of the Roman guys had a vagina cut into him so that he could have sex with anyone and everyone...now thats pretty gay

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  4. lol that will be great to watch with my sweedish friends

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  5. I'll definitely be checkin it out!

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  6. HAHAHAHAHA amazing, lol xD

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  7. Can't wait to see it! I've always loved the scandinavian gods!

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  8. haha, that looks interesting :D

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  9. wanna see this movie. i love nordic paganism.

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  10. wow, I'm looking forward to it. I'm very interested in mythology!

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  11. Too bad they're not spotted... then they would at least be able to have some comparison with Giraffes... the gayest animals in all the world (94% homo's) lol... Nice trailer. Your enthusaism for it exudes from your writing. 8D ~

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  12. is this the Marvel Thor? or the actual greek god Thor? cause i know they're making an Avengers movie soon and i think Thor is one of them, but who knows

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  13. @Donkote, there is no greek god Thor! :P Thor is totally Germanic/Scandinavian, the lightning god of Greece is Zeus.

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